The Doom-Like Reality of a Recent Graduate

A few months go by, and then maybe a year, and the magical job you had on your manifestation board (is this a thing now?) has not materialised. The job hunt is getting nowhere, but do not despair. Us graduates will land on our over-educated feet eventually. But in the meantime, here's a list of some of the realities you'll be faced with in your new job seeking world.